March 2012
357 posts
“7/10 would do it again”
– a review on jacking off
thelittlestdrunk:
if you have a weird inkling to to show someone your weird ass balls, you know where to go
pregnat:
lessbutts:
crocodilecunter:
i dont think ive actually seen someone use yoga pants for yoga
i just use them for butt
dont we all
thelittlestdrunk:
if you head feels tingly, that means you’re overheating, right?
or is it dehydrated?
is my third eye opening?
February 2012
326 posts
1 tag
okay so fluorescent lights won’t work in the jar/ashcatcher plan but i still like the plan
1 tag
uenostation54 replied to your photo: ashcatcher?
what
non-bamboo bamboo attachment
12ozmouse:
“You give really adequate handjobs and it’s awesome.”
uenostation54 asked: user
Watchpyua:
feeding my cat mashed potatoes
pigstaughtmetofly:
it’s one million o cloc k and i can’t sleep what are sleeping tiPS
okay so this is my first time using some of the...
and i must say a+ 10/10 this rules
a haiku
tinymoths:
did you know that the
best thing about life is that
sex and food exist
thelittlestdrunk:
wow okay so it’s a “MIRACLE” when a statue leaks blood but when i do it, it’s “NOTHING”
svartdod:
I’m making a friend He just asked to be my friend That’s all it takes
sassywife:
I get a work out from lifting 40’s to my mouth
dear dude pushing a bottle of champagne with a...
hedgerows:
that’s a really beautiful baby
mostgay:
Mothers For Drunk Driving
elizano:
let’s have dairy free sex
do you ever just wish that you had a bedpan
2 tags
tremellow:
“eat some acid, buy me wine.”
i abused a lot of benadryl when i was 16
svartdod:
I’m awake again help
Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song...
stevemartinsbanjo:
TEACH ME.
how to dougie??
1 tag
burgerrr:
birds with friends
1 tag
lapiecevide:
tremellow:
lapiecevide replied to your post: don’t worry you guys i have a chess with friends…
fuck that shit yahoo chess all the way
sike i can’t play yahoo chess while i skateboard
uenostation54 replied to your post: don’t worry you guys i have a chess with friends…
is that an iphone thing ( i would play with you if i had an iphone)
yeah for some reason all my friends in...
pregnat:
*pukes on everything u love*