January 2012
286 posts
December 2011
202 posts
every veneer is a shitty veneer and anyone who thinks otherwise is trying to sell you some
oh that that sounds pretty nice
real relaxing
chill as fuck, if i may
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a 97 white toyota corolla with I LOVE JESUS...
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i don’t think you guys understand how stressful not having crayons with me all the time has become
excited to be reunited with all my crayons
destroyman:
Hey don’t let me forget to buy weed
friends don’t let friends forget to buy weed
gelfling:
I’m going to make really crazy ramen, smoke a lot of weed, and watch anime because I’m alone and I can.
dude so tempting
hwighting:
mom you don’t understand i need this weed to live my life objectively
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legitly afraid of my followers
i mostly run a pasta/bird-picture-explanation blog
crosseyedmidget:
My dad was telling me about how he knew a guy that had to go to rehab for a Nyquill addiction and my mom said “wow how embarrassing” but then wanted to make an effect on me and said “how UNcool”
if you wanna be cool just keep drinking cough syrup and say fuck rehab
divination:
why do people say knitting is relaxing this is so stressful
Anonymous asked: a man that doesn't want his ass licked is a pussy thats a fact
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some jerk is trying to convince me to eat some frozen meatballs from a bag
T-E-N
I can count to TEN
I have TEN fingers
And TEN toes
crosseyedmidget:
stelablu:
stelablu:
finding weed in my bellybutton
it’s been a slow day
relive the moment
one time I got really high at 4 am and found crumbs and ashes all over my bed in the morning
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nikedellic asked: is this yonathan or tom i can never tell
if I don't smoke weed while driving then the cops...
12ozmouse:
I just talked to a bird telling it, “you’re doing good. Keep warm. Happy Holidays. You’re doing good.” Let me go back to sleep.
that bird appreciates that keep it up