February 2012
296 posts
elizano:
let’s have dairy free sex
do you ever just wish that you had a bedpan
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tremellow:
“eat some acid, buy me wine.”
i abused a lot of benadryl when i was 16
svartdod:
I’m awake again help
Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song...
stevemartinsbanjo:
TEACH ME.
how to dougie??
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burgerrr:
birds with friends
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lapiecevide:
tremellow:
lapiecevide replied to your post: don’t worry you guys i have a chess with friends…
fuck that shit yahoo chess all the way
sike i can’t play yahoo chess while i skateboard
uenostation54 replied to your post: don’t worry you guys i have a chess with friends…
is that an iphone thing ( i would play with you if i had an iphone)
yeah for some reason all my friends in...
pregnat:
*pukes on everything u love*
thelittlestdrunk:
i have a very tiny little mouth and a short little tongue and a lot of teeth so WATCH OUT
this is such a strange turn on
gelfling:
Just so you all know, Creep died today and I am very sad but happy that he didn’t die outside in the cold by himself but in a big bed of grass and he was warm and snuggly r.i.p. :((((((
creep was the cutest; this is upsetting
“do you wanna go and take a ride with me
fffmmmm an l andnndnd cds
oh why...”
– (via everets)
lapiecevide replied to your post: i’m gonna mix lotramin ultra with gold bond and…
still itching dude?
not with gold ultra dude
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i’m gonna mix lotramin ultra with gold bond and call it gold ultra because no one would think something called gold ultra would be used to make my scrotum stop itching
cheese is just solid milk
I'm having a fucking panic attack →
thelittlestdrunk:
i’m on the verge of tears
these people are really hugging me
this is something and i agree with chelsea
i’m not one of those dudes who uses a towel once and says, “This is dirty. I need to wash it.”
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YO, THE HAIRPIN, YOU FUCKED UP. →
pussy-strut:
IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS TO TELL SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL(IZED) VIOLENCE HOW TO DEAL WITH THAT VIOLENCE. EVEN IF THEY’RE POP STARS. EVEN IF YOU’RE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE IN LE TIGRE.
MEDIA, YOU GOTTA STOP CONSISTENTLY DEPLOYING NARRATIVES IN WHICH RIHANNA’S AGENCY IN THIS SITUATION IS ERASED. STOP PORTRAYING RIHANNA AS PASSIVE, STUPID, NAIVE, WRONGHEADED, AND/OR MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE.
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i had a dream nicki minaj lived in a castle and i was her main suitor, but then my car broke down so i made my getaway in an exact replica of it
i keep stringing words together like “come on dude for real” or “shit man alright whatever” or “i feel you dude its all good”
and i feel like these don’t really mean anything and they aren’t even actual words
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hedgerows replied to your post: robotussin makes me pretty happy overall
people who act like they’re too good to abuse cold medicine are a) fucking up, and b) full of shit
cold medicine is probably in my top 5 favorite medicines to abuse and damn you are really on point
robotussin makes me pretty happy overall
you ever steal some soup and cough syrup and then eat them both pretty fast but not too fast because you don’t wanna upset your stomach but you still wanna feel good?
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*masturbates*
*wipes off stomach with a dirty sock*
*feels bad about it*
*jerks off again*
pregnat:
I mean how do u flirt without straight up saying have sex with me
“hey i have a penis we should hang out?”
buddhabrot:
my new motto is masturbate till i die
my new motto is sleep till i die
no more teeth ron paul 2012
