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I have not eaten the heart
Thank god for my coworkers giving me free food because they feel bad about me being 22 and also for never asking about why I call in or if I’m alright or whatever you know fuck that just give me more green beans and potato tacos your wife made this morning

Thank god for my coworkers giving me free food because they feel bad about me being 22 and also for never asking about why I call in or if I’m alright or whatever you know fuck that just give me more green beans and potato tacos your wife made this morning

shout out to country songs about meth

yigers:

weather.com is absolutely sick of this atoll 

yigers:

weather.com is absolutely sick of this atollĀ 

Shoplift your sleeping pills, that way the people cross referencing cash purchases with the security camera footage don’t get any information about your sleep cycle

"The Confederate States of America did 9/11"

I’m really great at grinding my teeth

dong-energy:

anyone else see the moon last night? pretty freaky.

finally

dong-energy:

anyone else see the moon last night? pretty freaky.

finally

xv7:

sa-ni-ty:

What the fuck is this

a government secret

xv7:

sa-ni-ty:

What the fuck is this

a government secret

(via dong-energy)

(Source: realpastasexcanons)