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I have not eaten the heart

pussy-strut:

not to be “that guy” but the cool thing about mushrooms is that they made the hatred in my heart feel joyous

this is pretty important

I tried to stretch my back and now I’m out of breath

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Photographic Evidence That Bees Smoke Weed

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Photographic Evidence That Bees Smoke Weed

(Source: 01aa, via 01aa)

Listen man we both know you didn’t just cook that in that fucking cast iron shit!

Listen man we both know you didn’t just cook that in that fucking cast iron shit!

(Source: addaspoonfullofsugar)

I am so tired of lame people

highfivesforcoolguys:

We are awful and should sacrifice ourselves for the greater good, c’mon everyone let’s all go to the death pit so our bodies may fuel the furnace that drives this planet

(via concepthuman)

(Source: 100327, via hagnet)

raise ur hand if you’re ready to ditch your body and become a sentient cloud of cosmic gas

trick question, if you haven’t started mutilating limbs you aren’t ready

(Source: handaxe, via simulatedcity)

EVERYONE WHO IS FOLLOWING ME RIGHT NOW: THIS IS NOT IN YOUR BEST INTEREST. ALL I WANT TO IS SCAM YOU. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT POTENTIAL MARKS TO ME.

highfivesforcoolguys:

Fair warning

buy my pasta book today

simulatedcity:

According to these ancient Egyptian burial masks, the Egyptians were in fact 75 feet tall and made of solid gold

loafuhmattick:

Watchin’ the game. (at Numero Uno)

man this is practically soup

loafuhmattick:

Watchin’ the game. (at Numero Uno)

man this is practically soup