not to be “that guy” but the cool thing about mushrooms is that they made the hatred in my heart feel joyous
this is pretty important
I tried to stretch my back and now I’m out of breath
Listen man we both know you didn’t just cook that in that fucking cast iron shit!
I am so tired of lame people
We are awful and should sacrifice ourselves for the greater good, c’mon everyone let’s all go to the death pit so our bodies may fuel the furnace that drives this planet
raise ur hand if you’re ready to ditch your body and become a sentient cloud of cosmic gas
trick question, if you haven’t started mutilating limbs you aren’t ready
EVERYONE WHO IS FOLLOWING ME RIGHT NOW: THIS IS NOT IN YOUR BEST INTEREST. ALL I WANT TO IS SCAM YOU. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT POTENTIAL MARKS TO ME.
buy my pasta book today
According to these ancient Egyptian burial masks, the Egyptians were in fact 75 feet tall and made of solid gold
Watchin’ the game. (at Numero Uno)
man this is practically soup