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ashfousefood:

shit-mummy:

ashfousefood:

Shrimp and mushrooms with vodka sauce

seriously dude you do this same shit every single time!!! take a fucking step back!!!

I’m sorry you have a problem with the pictures I take. The only reason I take the photos is to keep track of what I’m eating. I’m just trying to take quick, convenient pictures for myself. That’s why half of them aren’t in the greatest light, aren’t in focus or are just generally shitty photos. So thanks for the comments, but you’ll probably see many more like this

you can take whatever pictures you want for whatever reason to keep track of whatever but don’t claim its just for you when you’re uploading them to tumblr and tagging the hell out of them

ashfousefood:

shit-mummy:

ashfousefood:

Shrimp and mushrooms with vodka sauce

seriously dude you do this same shit every single time!!! take a fucking step back!!!

I’m sorry you have a problem with the pictures I take. The only reason I take the photos is to keep track of what I’m eating. I’m just trying to take quick, convenient pictures for myself. That’s why half of them aren’t in the greatest light, aren’t in focus or are just generally shitty photos. So thanks for the comments, but you’ll probably see many more like this

you can take whatever pictures you want for whatever reason to keep track of whatever but don’t claim its just for you when you’re uploading them to tumblr and tagging the hell out of them

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

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brohloff:

I AM SORRY FOR WHAT I HAVE DONE

Brad Rohloff

Commercial Engraving on Machete (Materials Study)

2014

Can’t believe some dude wasted time and money engraving a sog machete

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hinapansari:

I’m not one to take photos of my food regularly but this is probably the prettiest plate of #pasta I’ve ever seen. #foodie #italian #italy #venice #venezia #restaurant

listen man this could be from the moon for all i care

hinapansari:

I’m not one to take photos of my food regularly but this is probably the prettiest plate of #pasta I’ve ever seen. #foodie #italian #italy #venice #venezia #restaurant

listen man this could be from the moon for all i care

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ashfousefood:

Shrimp and mushrooms with vodka sauce

seriously dude you do this same shit every single time!!! take a fucking step back!!!

ashfousefood:

Shrimp and mushrooms with vodka sauce

seriously dude you do this same shit every single time!!! take a fucking step back!!!

there’s that part in the new trailer park boys thing where randy holds that baby for like a second and tries to feed him onion rings and ricky runs up and tells him he can’t and then dabs up all the grease that got on the baby with piece of bread, and i sincerely feel like you could do that here

there’s that part in the new trailer park boys thing where randy holds that baby for like a second and tries to feed him onion rings and ricky runs up and tells him he can’t and then dabs up all the grease that got on the baby with piece of bread, and i sincerely feel like you could do that here

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treat yourself right, get a table

treat yourself right, get a table

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ashfousefood:

Shrimp and mushrooms with vodka sauce

please zoom the fuck out when you take pictures of food so its not so disorienting 

ashfousefood:

Shrimp and mushrooms with vodka sauce

please zoom the fuck out when you take pictures of food so its not so disorienting 

is that sour cream?? is that something people do??? where do we draw the lines anymore

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